Today, I finally got to go to a major league ballpark and feast on ballpark franks!  I even got to walk on the field and meet players from the White Sox and Royals.  White Sox Dog Day at US Cellular Field was a great success and should be repeated at Fenway Park.  I mean, there were a few fights in the bleachers and stuff, but nothing out of the ordinary for Fenway.  Also, if a Fenway Frank is better tasting than a Comiskey Dog, I think I will go on an all Fenway Frank diet.  I’m so jealous of the White Sox dogs since they get to go to the ballpark every year.  Come on, Red Sox ownership!  Stop forgetting all the animal fans of Red Sox Nation!  You can even get Science Diet (puke) or someone to sponsor Red Sox Dog Day and make a few bucks from it.  It’s about time the Forgotten Fans get what they deserve- a Fenway Frank in their mouths!

–Big Pupi