Results tagged ‘ Rays Stink ’
1. Their fans are old and have “growing problems” which means more time in the men’s room and less time cheering on their team.
2. Since they changed their puke green and black color scheme to a nice blue, they can count out Craig Sager wearing their colors.
3. They have the weakest bunch of Mohawks I’ve ever seen. Why don’t they get some real Mohawks?
4. Tropicana is the lamest sponsor for a ballpark I’ve ever heard of. A healthy breakfast drink? How about something more manly like Skoal Field, Gillette Stadium, KFC Park or Fenway Frank Coliseum?
5. Their fans tailgate at Golden Corral.
6. The Celtics already have the worst to first thing covered for ’08.
7. Even the Cubs have won a more recent World Series.
8. Carl Crawford has never won me a free taco.
9. James Shields can’t land a punch.
10. I sniffed Raymond’s bum and I still have no idea what type of animal he is.