Results tagged ‘ Rally Mohawk ’
When I started growing my Rally Mohawk, the Red Sox started running away with the Wild Card. Clearly the Rally Mohawk has been a factor. I originally said I’d shave it when we clinch a Playoff spot (which could happen by the end of the weekend). But now I am hungry for the division and homefield advantage against the White Sox (who have tasty Comiskey dogs that I have eaten).
So I’m going to sport the hawk until we win the Division! As you can see, my hawk is getting a little long to stay up on its own. My human told me he won’t test hair products like gel on animals.