Results tagged ‘ Josh Beckett ’
Dice-K, Varitek, Beckett, Delcarmen, and Coco Crisp all have come down with the flu the past few days. I know how they feel because I also puked today. At first I thought I may have caught something from Josh Beckett when we went pheasant hunting together last weekend, but then I realized it must have been something I ate. You may know that I eat an entirely raw diet (raw goat, cow stomach, raw chicken wings, ect.). Well, it just so happens that my regular raw meat delivery hasn’t yet shown up at my door this month, so I ran out of raw meat and actually had to eat a non-raw dinner tonight. Needless to say, I puked that up. I really hope my raw duck meat shows up tomorrow for the Rays series. I hope the Sox get better too because the flu is the only team that can beat them right now.
I was pretty disappointed that Josh Beckett didn’t bean any Yankees after Farnsworth threw head-high behind Manny because Manny kept hitting homers every time he was up. I really thought Beckett was going plunk Johnny Damon, but Josh just kept his cool and just went on getting Yankees out. I thought someone should have at least thrown some food. Like Ortiz could have chucked a pork chop at Jason Giambi or something. Mmmm, pork chops. Anyway, I’ll look forward to some retaliation in the next Sox/Yanks series. And pork chops.
Kevin Millar notes: Micheal Kay told me that Millar was the last person to hit 3 homers off the Yanks in one game, something Manny almost did tonight. Millar also had a Web Gem on Baseball Tonight.
I’m glad FOX blacked-out today’s Red Sox game in my region (Chicago, IL). This usually makes me mad since I feel as if I should be able to watch every game as an Extra Innings subscriber, but today I was happy I missed it. I spent my afternoon playing outside with my humans and feasting on raw venison treats. Sean Casey spent his afternoon blowing the game for Texas Tornado Clay Buchholz. Bryan Corey spent his afternoon serving up tasty meatballs to Toronto hitters. First of all, I don’t want to say ‘I told you so, Theo’, but the Sox don’t need Sean Casey. Kevin Millar would have snatched that grounder, turned a double-play, and ate a bucket of KFC drumsticks and thighs at the same time. Sean Casey, on the other hand, turned it into a 2-run error, blew a good start for Buchholz, and didn’t eat one piece of chicken while doing it. Second of all, Bryan Corey stinks like the poo my brother did in the elevator this morning. I’m going to start calling him Bryan Sorry, see you in Pawtucket tomorrow. His ERA must be like 15, worse than David Aardvark.