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While all you stupid humans are busy talking like pirates today, the actual Cheese Pirates will be busy plundering your various cocktail parties and such.
1:07 PM- Baby shower on Clark St.
2:13 PM- Dean’s reception on North Michigan
3:02 PM- Office hors d’oeuvres on Randolph
3:30 PM- Nacho vendor on Addison
3:47 PM- Pee break
3:48 PM- Yacht kitchen- Monroe Harbor
4:32 PM- Subway sandwich shop on LaSalle
5:31 PM- Wedding at the Planetarium
6:02 PM- Sox-Jays party on Washington
7:05 PM- Berry Chill break
8:07 PM- Dumpter at the Melting Pot
You may be wondering, “why would the Cheese Pirates publish their pillage schedule for the authorities to see?” Well to you we say try and catch us! Isn’t the essence of being a Pirate being brazen?
Note to the Red Sox: Keep in mind it is talk like a pirate day, not play like a Pirate day.
I haven’t really been that worried when the Sox are down 5 runs in the 7th inning lately. I admit that I thought they were done today, however, since Manny was ejected in the second for barking at the ump. I also thought the Bruins were done last night when they were down in the 3rd, seeing as Manny doesn’t play for them. But apparently Manny isn’t the only one getting things done late. Ortiz, Lowrie, Pedroia, and Sean Casey (with his Kevin Millar-like walk) picked up the slack for Manny as he sat in the locker room hot tub eating steak tips. It’s like I always say when my human is eating cheesy delicious Doritos on the couch: You beg hard until the feasting is over and the Doritos are gone. You never know what might fall into your mouth.
People always ask me, “Big Pupi, what do you do when you’re not watching the Red Sox?” Well, yesterday during the rain delay I started a new outfit of rogue outlaws called the Cheese Pirates. With my brother, BlackBeard, I created a treasure map of wine and cheese parties in my neighborhood that I plan to loot and plunder. Any animals who would like to join the Cheese Pirates, please let me know. All booty will be divided equally.
Big Pupi (Captain MoreMeat)