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Cheese Pirates Plan “Talk Like a Pirate Day” Pillage

While all you stupid humans are busy talking like pirates today, the actual Cheese Pirates will be busy plundering your various cocktail parties and such. 

Pillage Schedule

1:07 PM- Baby shower on Clark St.
2:13 PM- Dean’s reception on North Michigan
3:02 PM- Office hors d’oeuvres on Randolph
3:30 PM- Nacho vendor on Addison
3:47 PM- Pee break
3:48 PM- Yacht kitchen- Monroe Harbor
4:32 PM- Subway sandwich shop on LaSalle
5:31 PM- Wedding at the Planetarium
6:02 PM- Sox-Jays party on Washington
7:05 PM- Berry Chill break
8:07 PM- Dumpter at the Melting Pot

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                  Cheese Pirates- Captain MoreMeat and BlackBeard

You may be wondering, “why would the Cheese Pirates publish their pillage schedule for the authorities to see?” Well to you we say try and catch us!  Isn’t the essence of being a Pirate being brazen?

Note to the Red Sox: Keep in mind it is talk like a pirate day, not play like a Pirate day.

-Big Pupi

Comeback Kids

I haven’t really been that worried when the Sox are down 5 runs in the 7th inning lately.  I admit that I thought they were done today, however, since Manny was ejected in the second for barking at the ump.  I also thought the Bruins were done last night when they were down in the 3rd, seeing as Manny doesn’t play for them.  But apparently Manny isn’t the only one getting things done late.  Ortiz, Lowrie, Pedroia, and Sean Casey (with his Kevin Millar-like walk) picked up the slack for Manny as he sat in the locker room hot tub eating steak tips.  It’s like I always say when my human is eating cheesy delicious Doritos on the couch: You beg hard until the feasting is over and the Doritos are gone.  You never know what might fall into your mouth.

In other news, I want to wish my buddy Lance Armstrong good luck in the Boston Marathon tomorrow.  I used to let Lance run on the trail I marked as my territory when I lived in Austin, TX.  I’d see him out there in the morning and he’d always say hi to me, so I feel as if I really impacted his Marathon training.  I’d be running right there alongside him except that I can only run 3 miles before I have to go swimming to cool off, and I think the Marathon is a little longer than that.  Good luck, Lance!  Your boy Matthew McConaughey will even be there to cheer you on!
Feast Hard,
Big Pupi
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What I Did During the Rain Delay

People always ask me, “Big Pupi, what do you do when you’re not watching the Red Sox?”  Well, yesterday during the rain delay I started a new outfit of rogue outlaws called the Cheese Pirates.  With my brother, BlackBeard, I created a treasure map of wine and cheese parties in my neighborhood that I plan to loot and plunder.  Any animals who would like to join the Cheese Pirates, please let me know.  All booty will be divided equally.

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                  Cheese Pirates- Captain MoreMeat and BlackBeard

Happy Hunting,
Big Pupi (Captain MoreMeat)

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