Torre to Make Manny Get Groomed
Man, I really feel bad for Manny. Torre is going to make him cut off his dreads this week. Manny agreed to do it, saying that he wants to be treated like every other Dodgers player. That's surprising to me, I thought Manny may request to be traded if he was forced to be groomed.
I hate getting groomed. Before my humans adopted me, I had grown my hair out for like 2 years and had some sweet dreads. Check me out:
Before Being Traded to My Humans
After my humans saved me from the shelter, I had to get all my mats (dreads) cut out, which was really painful and made me cry. This could happen to Manny. But that was the price I had to pay to live with my humans who feed me raw meat, instead of scavenging for Mexican take-out containers on the street, like was I previously doing. I guess if Manny wants to be treated well by Torre, the hair has to go.
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Hey Pupi - Manny is going to end up like Damon and Samson - no power or strength with no hair. Be thankful we have a guy we know can hit without long hair (but who can grow it with the Sox IF he wants). Just remember that the Sox play in the BAY state! - Emmet
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Sweet Caroline!!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so, Joe.
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Gee, Pupi, I didn't realize that you came from the shelter. So did I!!! We must have been there at different times, though, or I would remember you.
But come to think of it, at our shelter they keep the dogs and the cats separate.
Eleanor
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Shelter survivor? Me, too! - but I didn't have to survive grooming. I do most of that on my own.
Hey, not a bad weekend, huh?
Emmet
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