Get Well, Yaz!

Carl Yastrzemski was great before my time (I'm 5), but my human told me that when he was a kid, his dad (my grandhuman) took him to the game the Sox retired Yaz's 8 in 1989.  Yaz is my grandhuman's favorite player.  He told me that Yaz was a hoss, stronger than Mariusz Pudzianowski and faster than Brad Keselowski.  Apparently, when Yaz won the Triple Crown, all of America had a huge celebration and feasted hard on Yaz bread, Polish sausages, and pierogies for 8 days straight.  A feast this large was not seen since the colonies found out that Pulaski was coming over to fight in the Revolution.  All I know is that Yaz sounds awesome and I wish I had the chance to see him play.  I hope he gets better fast.  We could really use him in the race for the Playoffs!

-Big Pupi