Things to be Happy About
1. Breakfast will still be tasty tomorrow.
2. Carl Crawford will probably still win us a free taco.
3. We don’t have to listen to stupid cowbells anymore.
4. We don’t have to look at Craig Sager’s ugly outfits anymore.
5. We don’t have to watch anymore FrankTV commercials.
6. We don’t have to watch Joe Maddon make like 14 pitching changes in 1 inning.
7. We don’t have to watch Chad Bradford throw like a girl.
8. Lugo will probably be traded in the off-season.
9. Cheese steak is still tasty, even if we’re not eating it in Philadelphia.
10. I can get some sleep.
Play hard. Feast harder.