10 Reasons why the Rays are Lame
1. Their fans are old and have “growing problems” which means more time in the men’s room and less time cheering on their team.
2. Since they changed their puke green and black color scheme to a nice blue, they can count out Craig Sager wearing their colors.
3. They have the weakest bunch of Mohawks I’ve ever seen. Why don’t they get some real Mohawks?
4. Tropicana is the lamest sponsor for a ballpark I’ve ever heard of. A healthy breakfast drink? How about something more manly like Skoal Field, Gillette Stadium, KFC Park or Fenway Frank Coliseum?
5. Their fans tailgate at Golden Corral.
6. The Celtics already have the worst to first thing covered for ’08.
7. Even the Cubs have won a more recent World Series.
8. Carl Crawford has never won me a free taco.
9. James Shields can’t land a punch.
10. I sniffed Raymond’s bum and I still have no idea what type of animal he is.
Big Pupi
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They also have the ugliest playing surface in all of baseball. I don’t know why they can’t get a shade of green that looks a little bit like grass instead of something from a rug store.
Eleanor
I thought I was the only one who couldn’t figure out what kind of animal Raymond was! Now that I know you have done a full inspection, I don’t feel bad about my own shortcoming!
Thanks,
Emmet
Pretty sure Raymond is a mix between a squirrel, a pigeon and an armadillo. Or else he is something else I haven’t been fortunate enough to get to hunt yet.
Pupi