Cheese Pirates Plan “Talk Like a Pirate Day” Pillage
While all you stupid humans are busy talking like pirates today, the actual Cheese Pirates will be busy plundering your various cocktail parties and such.
Pillage Schedule
1:07 PM- Baby shower on Clark St.
2:13 PM- Dean’s reception on North Michigan
3:02 PM- Office hors d’oeuvres on Randolph
3:30 PM- Nacho vendor on Addison
3:47 PM- Pee break
3:48 PM- Yacht kitchen- Monroe Harbor
4:32 PM- Subway sandwich shop on LaSalle
5:31 PM- Wedding at the Planetarium
6:02 PM- Sox-Jays party on Washington
7:05 PM- Berry Chill break
8:07 PM- Dumpter at the Melting Pot
Cheese Pirates- Captain MoreMeat and BlackBeard
You may be wondering, “why would the Cheese Pirates publish their pillage schedule for the authorities to see?” Well to you we say try and catch us! Isn’t the essence of being a Pirate being brazen?
Note to the Red Sox: Keep in mind it is talk like a pirate day, not play like a Pirate day.
-Big Pupi
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So who’s getting married, Pupi? Is it you – or your human? Did you find a Chicago girlfriend for yourself? Or did he? Does she bark with the same accent as yours?
Congratulations to whichever of you it is who is having the big ceremony. And best of luck to all of you, even those of you who are just interested attendees at the ceremony.
And did I ever tell you about the feature I once saw on TV that had a pot belly pig acting as the ring bearer, or some other distinguised position, in somebody’s wedding? Well, if I didn’t tell you before, I did just now.
Eleanor
I am a great pillager and my contract is up for grabs. Consider me for point man on Team Cheese Pirate.
Your pal,
Fenway