Red Sox Nation Governors
I’ve officially thrown my hat into the ring for Red Sox Nation Governor for the state of Illinois. You don’t need to be from Illinois to vote. Vote for me here by August 5th. You need my email address to vote: bigpupi@gmail.com Remember, you can vote 10 times per email address! Here’s why you should vote for me:
- I’ve been a Sox fan since I was a puppy in 2003 when I saw Kevin Millar eating chicken wings on those KFC commercials and I learned Mike Timlin loves duck-hunting just like me.
- I hate Yankees because they are not hairy and their uniforms are always clean. Like Kevin Youkilis, I prefer not to bathe.
- I’ve marked the entire Loop and a 7-mile stretch of Lake Michigan for Red Sox Nation.
- I represented Red Sox Nation at the 2008 White Sox Dog Day at US Cellular Field.
- I’ve built a nationwide network of Red Sox dog fans at my Web site, BigPupi.com to fight for a dog-friendly section K-9 at Fenway Park and for a dog’s right to eat real Fenway Franks.
- I made it to the finals in the 2007 vote for President of Red Sox Nation and was edged out by RemDawg (not a real dog) and Regular Rob.
- I eat raw meat for breakfast (and dinner). You know, cow stomach, goat, chicken necks and such. Raw meat helps keep me strong in case the Sox ever need me to pinch-hit.
- My favorite dog toy is the Fenway baseball that my human caught for me in the Monster seats.
- I have the 3rd most popular MLB blog in 2008, which I use to create awareness for the issues that surround Red Sox animal Nation (not just dogs, I think cats smell interesting too!)
- I write tasty Red Sox poems.
- I lead the Red Sox animal team in the Sox-Yanks dog challenge.
- Like my namesake David Ortiz, my motto is “Play Hard. Feast Hard.”
Voting is easy. Try it! Vote for Big Pupi for Governor of Red Sox Nation Illinois!
Feast hard,
Big Pupi
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Hi Pupi –
I fully support your run for Governor of RSN Illinois – even though I don’t live in Illinois. I tried to give you my vote, but they told me I was ineligible, so my human had to vote for you for me. They won’t even let us animals vote! By the way, in order to vote I needed your e-mail, so I put in the one from your website – bigpupi@bigpupi.com. Hope that works for you.
I am really impressed and jealous about your new toy! What a catch! And the last time my human saw the Sox, they lost, so maybe your human should go in place of her for the rest of the games she has this season. The 18-5 thrashing was a lot of fun, even though RemDawg said he had seen enough of the game by the 8th inning. Sure is better than all those losses by 1 run.
Big Pupi for Governor!
Emmet
Hey, Big Pupi. I just voted for you, and I hope they got all ten ballots. I probably won’t have to have my claws clipped this week because of all that typing.
I hope the e-mail address Emmett posted was the right one, because that’s what I used.
It’s too bad your human was sitting way up there in the Monster seats, because then he couldn’t get Julio Lugo’s autograph.
Eleanor
Thanks guys, bigpupi@gmail.com is the address I registered with! Sorry I forgot the email!
Pupi
OK, Big Pupi. I did it again – now I won’t have to get my nails trimmed for TWO weeks.
We get to see all the games against the Orioles because we live reasonably close to Baltimore and all the O’s games are televised here. We’ll watch closely to see if your human left any pictures of you on the Monster when he was there. I hope he didn’t just sit there and just catch homerun balls and just watch the game. That would have been a pretty good campaign ploy to put your posters along the top of the Monster.
Eleanor
Who knew there was Red Sox Nation in Illinois? You guys have governors too? Sounds a bit like the colonization rampage Great Britain went on during the 18th and 19th centuries. More power to ya’ll.
–Jeff
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