A Great Day For America
Today, Joey Chestnut defeated the legendary Takeru Kobayashi in the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. At the end of the 10-minute regulation eating period, Chestnut and Kobayashi were tied at 59 dogs. Chestnut went on to take the title in the 5 dog overtime eat-off. After watching this, I have informed my human that I am putting myself up for adoption by either Chestnut or Kobayashi. My human could never eat 59 hot dogs in 10 minutes and that makes him lame.
As for Joey Chestnut, I’m calling you out! I think that I can eat more hot dogs than you. Seriously. If you want some real competition, bring some hot dogs over to my house and we’ll get it on.