What Did I Miss?
So my stupid human forgot to leave the TV on for me when he left for work so that I could watch today’s day game. Hello human, I can’t work a remote because I have no thumbs! I tried to get my brother Stanislaw to help since he still has his dew claws, but once he got the TV on, he wouldn’t change the channel from Animal Planet. So I had to watch this show about tiger sharks instead of the Red Sox. It was pretty interesting though, I never knew tiger sharks lived in my lake.
Anyway, since I can’t talk about the Red Sox, I thought I’d talk about my other favorite thing- food. This has been weighing on my mind for a few days now. So I’ve seen a bunch of these Subway $5 Foot Longs commercials, which show massive grinders packed with large amounts of meat and cheese. I’ve been telling my human to go pick one of these $5 Foot Longs up and he finally took my advice the other day. He left said grinder on the table and went to get a napkin, so I jumped up for a closer look. To my surprise, I did not see massive amounts of meat and cheese. I could barely make the chicken out under the pile of bread and lettuce. No wonder Jared lost all that weight, all he’s been eating is lettuce that past 8 years! I hate Jared.
So I’m calling out Subway for false advertising. If you show me meat on TV, you better deliver that meat into my sandwich. I went down to my local Subway to complain and discovered that they have loads of meat and cheese behind their counter. This meat and cheese is just not making it into their $5 Foot Longs. So Subway Chief Marketing Officer Tony Pace, if you’re reading this I just want to let you know that I can’t endorse such a meatless sandwich. Please mail me one of the sandwiches from your commercials and I may change my mind. For now, I will be getting my meat from KFC. Like Paul Pierce, that is The Truth.
Big Sign, Little Meat:
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Yes, Pupi, I have the same problem with our TV as you seem to have. I never tried to work the remote. I mainly like to chew on it, and bat it around like a hockey puck, which is what I do with everything I can find – except for toilet paper and Kleenex.
I just unroll the toilet paper and tear off a long section, which I bring out into the living room and tear it into shreds. My human has learned to leave all Kleenex boxes upside down so there are no tissues sticking out. He learned this after the first time I emptied a new box of Kleenex when he was at work.
I don’t like Subway sandwiches, or any other kind of human food. I only like Fancy Feast and Iams.
Eleanor
Pupi–
Ms. Alpha was downtown the other day actually working in an office. She got mucho hungry and cornered one of those Subway sandwiches. haha. She ordered the Veggie Delight. What a total loser…she was hungry again in about 18 minutes.
So, Mr. Subway CEO, how can you call something with pickles, lettuce, tomato, peppers, cucumbers, mushrooms and olives a SANDWICH???? False advertising and a real come-on for a healthy food fanatic like Ms. Alpha.
I swear I saw her looking over my raw food patties when she got back home.
Fenway-
This seems to be a trend with most girl humans I know. Dads always have the best meat!
Pupi