Ok, so I’ve been bashing Julio Lugo pretty hard despite the fact he’s out with a head injury. So I promise to lay off the guy for the time being. That is, after this week’s jokes:
1. How did the Red Sox trainers know that Lugo suffered a concussion on Friday night?
They asked him how many hits he had that night. When Lugo answered “3″, they knew he was clearly delusional.
2. What did Julio Lugo do for his mom on Mother’s Day?
He sat the game out as to avoid causing her further embarrassment.
3. Did you know that there are some people who are happy Tito is sticking with Lugo at short?
They’re called Yankees fans.
4. How many Julio Lugos does it take to change a light bulb?
4- 2 to carry the light bulb up the ladder (since Lugo is so feeble)
1 to backup Lugo so that when he juggles the light bulb it doesn’t smash on the floor
1 to observe the situation while conveying a complete lack of personality
That’s all, folks. I am done with Lugo. Feast hard!