Monday Jokes- Julio Lugo Edition
Ok, so I’ve been bashing Julio Lugo pretty hard despite the fact he’s out with a head injury. So I promise to lay off the guy for the time being. That is, after this week’s jokes:
1. How did the Red Sox trainers know that Lugo suffered a concussion on Friday night?
They asked him how many hits he had that night. When Lugo answered “3″, they knew he was clearly delusional.
2. What did Julio Lugo do for his mom on Mother’s Day?
He sat the game out as to avoid causing her further embarrassment.
3. Did you know that there are some people who are happy Tito is sticking with Lugo at short?
They’re called Yankees fans.
4. How many Julio Lugos does it take to change a light bulb?
4- 2 to carry the light bulb up the ladder (since Lugo is so feeble)
1 to backup Lugo so that when he juggles the light bulb it doesn’t smash on the floor
1 to observe the situation while conveying a complete lack of personality
That’s all, folks. I am done with Lugo. Feast hard!
Big Pupi
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Hey Big Pupi,
Beckett’s mom here. Yesterday I was so strangely sad about Tavarez being DFA’d that I decided to rename Beckett to Tavarez for the day. That didn’t go so well.
Digging out from under the rubble,
Ellen (& Beckett, who is back to being named Beckett)
I’ve observed Fenway playing catch with a very critical eye and I firmly believe he could be an asset to the Sox.
Seems to me that Lugo could benefit from watching border collies handle flying objects. Tell Tito I could send some training films.
Pupi,
The Sox just played a 4 game series against Minnesota, and you didn’t mention Mike Lamb once. How is that possible?
I’m going to refrain from joining in on the Bash Lugo Party. There were lots of dogs and cats who bashed Tavarez for a while, and now they have stopped.
But I’m most excited to see that Beckett’s picture is now up on your website, Papi!
I love his red necklace. Sometimes I have a red necklace and sometimes I have a pink one, but right now my necklace is green. My human gets them at the animal shelter where he is a volunteer, and they don’t always have a full selection of colors.
Eleanor, whose picture is a few places before Beckett’s