Monday Morning Office Water Bowl Fodder
- It was great to see the good old Tampa Bay Devil Rays this weekend. Bad pitching, no offense, and a sweep by the Red Sox. For a minute there I thought the Rays re-brand was working.
- Things have just been getting worse for Roger Clemens. After being connected to country singer Mindy McCready, another affair with John Daly’s ex-wife has surfaced. When asked about the incident, John Daly responded that he had no idea he had an ex-wife.
- Randy Moss is starting his own NASCAR team. Upon hearing this, Joe Gibbs, still sour from the Patriots running up the score on him last season, told driver Kyle Busch to put Randy into the wall.
- Julio Lugo came 10 feet short of hitting his first Major League homer today.
- Did you hear about the 7 year-old kid at Comerica Park who wanted a lemonade, so his dad got him a Mike’s Hard Lemonade? A security guard caught the kid drinking the hard lemonade and placed the kid in state custody. The father claimed that he just went to the concession stand and asked for a lemonade and had no idea that hard lemonade existed. You know the Tigers are bad when even their kid fans start drinking.
- Microsoft withdrew it’s bid for Yahoo! this weekend. The Atlanta Hawks also withdrew their bid to knock off the Celtics, letting the Washington Generals play in their place in Game 7.
-Big Pupi
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Hey Big Pupi,
At lunch today, my mom and I were walking through the parking lot and all of a sudden I stopped to pee on the tires of a car. My mom was a bit taken aback by this because I’d never peed on tires before, but once she saw the Yankees decal on the bumper she understood. In fact, I got an extra cookie when we got home.
Doin’ my part,
Beckett
Nice job, Beckett! Way to mark some territory for Red Sox Nation and score a treat at the same time!
Pupi
That was a great post, Beckett. But how come your picture isn’t up on Pupi’s website? I am curious what you look like.
Eleanor, the Brown Tabby
Hey Eleanor,
I’ll remind my mom to send in my picture to Big Pupi’s Forgotten Fans gallery. She’s a little slow sometimes.
Beckett, the extremely handsome (& modest) yellow labrador retriever
Beckett, you’re up there!
http://www.bigpupi.com/Pages/ForgottenFans4.html
Pupi