After losing 3-0 to the Jays tonight, the umpires decided to let the Sox keep playing for some mysterious reason (RemDawg thinks Ryan balked). Soon after, Jed Lowrie struck out and the Sox lost again. Must have been the weird NESN camera angle.
Being a dog, I like my day to be very structured- get up at the same time, mark my territory at the same time, feast at the same time. That’s why I’m going to make my blog more structured. I’ve decided to start writing a few different columns that I will post on particular days. Here’s the schedule:
: “Office Water Bowl Fodder”- Every Sunday night I will recap all things Sox that happened over the weekend in addition to other complete awesomeness such as Randy Moss starting his own NASCAR team
. Just what you need to make some Monday morning conversation at your office water bowl.
Mondays: ”Poop Joke Mondays”- Since everyone loves a good poop joke and the Sox usually don’t play on Monday, I’m going to give my readers 3 hilarious poop jokes every Monday. Use them on your friends when they least expect it.
: “Deep Thoughts by Big Pupi”- In this column, I’ll look to shed some light on things that completely confuse me, such as how elevators work
or why the Sox don’t cut Julio Lugo.
The rest of the days I’ll post as normal. I’ll also tag my posts by column so that they can be easily found through my tag cloud if you ever find yourself in a situation where you need a poop joke and you need it fast.