Vernon Wells does have a cannon, but it wasn’t enough to gun down Manny and his aerodynamic hair as the Sox walked-off with another win tonight. Moss was a hoss and Ortiz brought the thunder, both with his bat and his running around the bases. I swear that my apartment floor was shaking when Papi rounded first after his single in the 9th. Let’s hope that running didn’t cause another injury. I’m so glad Varitek ended that game before extra innings because 1. We don’t want to wear Pap out with Oki struggling, 2. I had a huge poo in my bum that I really needed to take care of. Here’s a few other thoughts I had tonight:
- Is Bank of America Red Sox banking or Yankees banking? Because when I watch the Sox on NESN, the ads behind home plate tell me they’re Red Sox banking. When I flip to YES to watch the Yanks, the ads behind home plate tell me they’re Yankees banking. Which one is it? This is important because I really don’t want to keep my most valuable pieces of cheese in Bank of America if my cheese has a chance of rubbing up against A-Rod’s money.
- Speaking of the Yanks, they lost again to Detroit and A-Rod is on the 15-day DL. You can thank me for that. I was peeing on his lawn the other day and I accidently left my spiky dinosaur chew toy in his driveway. That thing really hurts when you step on it.
- Does anyone else think BJ Ryan
looks exactly like a young Mike Timlin
minus the camouflage undershirt?
Gotta go watch the end of the Celts game,