I Want to Lick Jacoby Ellsbury’s Face
Since Ellsbury just blasted a homer off Halladay to give the Red Sox the lead, I thought this was a good time to write about how much I love this guy. I’ll never forget the time he won me a free taco, which I enthusiastically feasted on (the highlight of last season). Now I find out that Ellsbury ate 5 meals a day and slept 10 hours a night all off-season. Jacoby really knows how to roll. I’ve always been a firm believer in how eating and sleeping is the key to winning. Ellsbury also loves to run hard and jump high just like me. Jacoby Ellsbury is the best player I’ve seen since Kevin Millar.
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