One Day Until Spring Training!
Man it has been a long winter, especially since I moved up here to Chicago where it is still snowing. Think I’ll take a trip down to Fort Myers since pitchers and catchers report in 1 day! And since Red Sox baseball is back, that means Fenway Franks are back. I’m still hoping to get into the ballpark and feast on Fenway Franks, but this year I hope they serve the Franks raw. That’s right, raw. Over the winter, I’ve been working out and eating an entirely raw food diet. Full chicken wings, oxtail, turkey necks, raw lamb, bloody femur bones, vegetables blended up to resemble the stomach contents of a kill. Josh Beckett even mailed me a full raw deer which I feasted on for five months straight. My brother Stanislaw and I have chronicled our raw food eating experience on our I Eat Raw Meat blog. Check it out.
My point is that I’m stronger and healthier than ever. When I get down to Fort Myers I’m going to try out for shortstop for the Sox. I’m pretty sure Julio Lugo hasn’t been eating an entirely raw meat diet all winter and is still a wimp. I did however talk to fellow Texan Clay Buchholz in the off-season and he has been eating raw turkey necks for breakfast and working out twice a day. Wait until you see this guy in the next few days, he is a beast now. I mean bigger than Kevin Millar. Well, gotta go feast. I hope my humans are feeding me tripe tonight.
Bark at you soon,