A Great Taco Feast
Ever since I saw my hero Jacoby Ellsbury steal a base, I have been waiting for today between 2 and 5PM so that I could feast on my free taco. Since Taco Bell is not yet dog-friendly, I had to send my human out to our local downtown Chicago Taco Bell to pick me up my taco. He had to walk 2 miles to get said taco and when he came back my taco was cold, wet, and delicious. The taco was everything I dreamed it would be- meat and cheese together at last:
After the feast, I celebrated like Papelbon on a Duck Boat. I was disappointed I didn’t get to attend the Rolling Rally today, but the taco made up for it. My grandpa told me that the Dropkick Murphys played with Papelbon. Even though my brother Stanislaw is Polish, the Dropkick Murphys are his favorite band. He is one party animal. He doesn’t really care about the games, just the post-party. If he ever saw the Murphys live, he would pee out of excitement. Me too probably.