Breaking News: Yankee Stadium Squirrel Video-Taping Signs
My blogging about the Yankee Stadium Squirrel has spawned a number of responses from others who despise this dirty rodent. A concerned Massachusetts citizen warned me that this squirrel may have been hired by the Yankees to videotape and steal the other team’s signs from the right-field foul pole. I thought this suspicion may have some merit, as the Yankees are undefeated when the squirrel appears. I analyzed the surveillance video of the bushy-tailed enemy of Red Sox Nation, and I made a shocking discovery:
I want to assure all of Red Sox Nation, as well as fans of other teams trying to catch the Yankees, that the Stadium Squirrel’s days are numbered and SquirrelGate will soon be over. I have traveled to NYC and I have the scent of the squirrel. It is only a matter of time before I catch this rodent. I also enlisted the help of my idol Kevin Millar, who happens to be playing at Yankee Stadium the next two days. Millar informed me that he will attempt to hit a rocket laser shot off the top of the right field foul pole to kill the Stadium Squirrel.
Happy Hunting,
Big Pupi
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You catch that squirrel Big Pupi! And while you’re in New York, see if you can find me some Yankee frogs or crickets too.
Stanley
I knew there was foul (pole) play going on there…
I just had to show my Mom how to log in to the computer. I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. This is your best blog yet! I hate squirrels too!
~Wrigs
go get that squirrel, big pupi! and while you’re at it, would you mind giving that joba chamberlain character a hard time too? i hate him!
it’s about time someone looked into this. Good job Big Pupi!
big ups to big pups for your work tracking down this cheating varmit.. as a purebred mets fan, i have long since put my pack of 12 ferocious dobermans on the trail of this so called “lucky” squirrel.. i will tell them to keep an eye out for you… it’s high time we work together (at least until the world series comes around)
Hey Mets3000! With me, your 12 dobermans, and Kevin Millar on the hunt for this squirrel, I think he stands no chance of bringing the Yanks anymore “luck”. Thanks for the help.
Big Pupi
Good luck, big pupi! But maybe you could just turn the squirrel loose instead of killing him? Just let him know who’s boss and then send him on his way!
-Kerbey
Send the squirrel to Bob Craft..The Patriots have a new opening!